Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy
that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of
everybody!

-Sam Kinison

It all goes back to Jesus... he's got to be up in heaven freaking out at all the interpretations of the things they SAY he said. He didn't even KNOW he was the son of God. As soon as he was born, as soon as he could speak the language, his mother said, 'You're the son of God. When you were born the angels came, and the stars stood in one place, the wise men brought gifts, and the whole world's been waiting for you to come and do great things.' [As baby Jesus] 'Really? Me? Are you sure?' [Back to normal voice] Everybody but Joseph. Joseph's walking around going, [very suspicious] 'Yeah, you had better be the son of God, I'll tell you that. You had BETTER be him, little mister. And you better be the ONLY son of God.'

Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
Willy Wonka

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.

Hurry! We have so much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it